Reminder: an NFL player had his wife assassinated by a hitman some years ago and the media (mostly) covered it like this sordid thing that happened to a generally successful person, not as a pressing concern about the character of the National Football League (also the public was generally OK with that at the time)
You know that guy gets out of jail in 4 years, right?
Reminder: periods go at the end of sentences.
Our Life Atop Ground Zero
y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting
It’s a contraction of you and all.
looks like someone will never be a cowboy
Yinz is short for yinz, yinz jagoffs.
Youse is short for go fuck yaself youse fucks fuggeddaboutit
'the heck is the redwall stuff about anyway?”
"no clue i didnt even hear you ask me nor am i responding because i am both deaf and mute"
-Jay SacInerney and Bart “Easton” Ellis, A Dairy Queen Somewhere in Delaware, August, 2112
"We’re gonna take these bammas to Brookside, Ninja." — Tom Scocca, smarming adorably.
It’s wonderful to be hated by idiots.
Btw, pomplamoose still makes music. And they just released an awesome album