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brianvan:

Reminder: an NFL player had his wife assassinated by a hitman some years ago and the media (mostly) covered it like this sordid thing that happened to a generally successful person, not as a pressing concern about the character of the National Football League (also the public was generally OK with that at the time) 

You know that guy gets out of jail in 4 years, right?

Reminder: periods go at the end of sentences.

Our Life Atop Ground Zero

Our Life Atop Ground Zero

RIP Shitrage Legend.

RIP Shitrage Legend.

ET TU, BVRUTE?
y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

summeromegadeth:

primateculture:

wild-kohaku2019:

It’s a contraction of you and all.

looks like someone will never be a cowboy

Yinz is short for yinz, yinz jagoffs.

Youse is short for go fuck yaself youse fucks fuggeddaboutit

summeromegadeth:

shitrage:

'the heck is the redwall stuff about anyway?”
"no clue i didnt even hear you ask me nor am i responding because i am both deaf and mute"
"yoinks"

-Jay SacInerney and Bart “Easton” Ellis, A Dairy Queen Somewhere in Delaware, August, 2112

"We’re gonna take these bammas to Brookside, Ninja." — Tom Scocca, smarming adorably. 

summeromegadeth:

shitrage:

'the heck is the redwall stuff about anyway?”

"no clue i didnt even hear you ask me nor am i responding because i am both deaf and mute"

"yoinks"

-Jay SacInerney and Bart “Easton” Ellis, A Dairy Queen Somewhere in Delaware, August, 2112

"We’re gonna take these bammas to Brookside, Ninja." — Tom Scocca, smarming adorably. 

It’s wonderful to be hated by idiots.
John Simon (via theparisreview)
Btw, pomplamoose still makes music. And they just released an awesome album

shitrage:

summeromegadeth:

d-e-q:

ok thank you

KTHXR

KTHXR

KTHXR

summeromegadeth:

summeromegadeth:

summeromegadeth:

youngmanhattanite:

from the Midwest desk (archival photo): if you’re having feelings, maybe make a meat and cheese casserole about it.

Pretty good but have you tried dipping it in ranch? 

Hey there Young Manhattanite web log stay strong you will make it through these dark days we know that there is pain ahead and to be honest it will get worse before it gets better but your friends Summer of Megadeth, Summer of Dumbshits, Summer of Megadeth Slash Fic, Fuck Yeah! Summer of Megadeth, the Weedlord Bonerhitler Memorial Fund, the Small Town Grill Corporation, Summer of Dumbshits, Summer of Lita Ford, and Guntland Srrots Blog (but not Summer of Megadeth+1. Fuck those assholes) are here for you. If you need a shoulder to cry on, some tips for getting back in the dating pool, or someone to hold your Coach while you dip it in ranch, we’re hear. Because that’s what friends are for. And we’re shitty ones. 

wow rip megamieri

Wow, yeah, you fucks! 

summeromegadeth:

summeromegadeth:

summeromegadeth:

youngmanhattanite:

from the Midwest desk (archival photo): if you’re having feelings, maybe make a meat and cheese casserole about it.

Pretty good but have you tried dipping it in ranch? 

Hey there Young Manhattanite web log stay strong you will make it through these dark days we know that there is pain ahead and to be honest it will get worse before it gets better but your friends Summer of Megadeth, Summer of Dumbshits, Summer of Megadeth Slash Fic, Fuck Yeah! Summer of Megadeth, the Weedlord Bonerhitler Memorial Fund, the Small Town Grill Corporation, Summer of Dumbshits, Summer of Lita Ford, and Guntland Srrots Blog (but not Summer of Megadeth+1. Fuck those assholes) are here for you. If you need a shoulder to cry on, some tips for getting back in the dating pool, or someone to hold your Coach while you dip it in ranch, we’re hear. Because that’s what friends are for. And we’re shitty ones. 

wow rip megamieri

Wow, yeah, you fucks!