EVOCATIVE RENDITING OF A PERSON WITH “TASTE IN MUSIC” TRYING TO SURVIVVE IN THE 9DS
DEW OU WANN DIE!?!?!?
DEW OU WANN DIE!?!?!?!?!
also: i finally try that taco place that wnet into the old noodle bar an di have two issures: no zevons. secondly, tits the kind of place where as you’re paying the bill O’Rell will come in with a date and you’ll have to talk about som manhattan media BULLSHIT for some amount of time when you just wnated to leave. still, 9.3
there’s always benny’s except their zevons are pretty shitty
Benny’s was shiterally the first place I ever went in New York Shitty, in 2000 A.D.
I think I ate at Benny’s or Blockheads or one of those places #pre-9/11 aka the only time i’ve evern beeen to NYC
christ at least it wasn’t san loco ::GLARES AT KRUCOFF AND OSSIE::
i guess i could go to mexican radio but if you miss happy hour you end up spending 666.69 dollars for some chips :|
there’s the mole outpost in brooklyn, but i feel like their happy hour ends at 6 which is hard even for me to take full advantage of and i live the easy life of a nine to fiver.
I was just watching the Rush rock n roll hall of fame induction speech because I needed a “pick me up”
Have you tried the Hesher Patacos view?
Shiterally cannut belieber he left behind the Niccy one. Fuck Yeah! Summer of Megadeth, can we get a read?
Summer of Megadeth here: Have you ever noticed that White gay men never get called out on the misogyny inherent in their insistence that straight girls don’t know how to give head? Sorry for all the cis. Trigger warning: cis. BTW, congrats on your new job copy editing The Limbaugh Letter!
god help me I think I actually understand this one. seriously, someone help me.
Hey, Fuck Yeah! Summer of Megadeth, can we get a read? Thanks!
“The role of Mystique deserves to be treated with the respect and careful casting that the role of a 150-year-old, venomously angry, lesbian shapeshifting assassin merits. She deserves a spinoff trilogy every bit as expensive as Wolverine Visits Japan. Jennifer Lawrence has a great jawline and seems like she’s a lot of fun at parties; she’s a good actress but she does not have Mystique running in her veins. I want to see a woman who looks like she’s committed murder during the act of sex wearing that blue paintsuit. I want a woman with falcon eyes and a crocodile heart, a balls-out weird woman, a woman who’s spent some time living underground. She deserves to be played by either Tilda Swinton, Eva Green, or Lena Headey, in that order.”
My Stupid X-Men Opinions
I agree with Mallory Ortberg on this topic.
Please Stop Worshipping the Superstar Professor Who Calls Students “Boring Idiots”
1) Slavoj Zizek, 2) people who can get their feelings hurt by Slavoj Zizek, 3) people who worship Slavoj Zizek, 4) people who think people who worship Slavoj Zizek are worth writing about, 5) people who think you should pay tuition to read things like Slavoj Zizek, 6) people who think college should be fun, 7) people in college, 8) people who went to college, 9) people who want to tell you about this one time in college. Can you die from a bad case of No One To Root For?